From Lance C McGannon Sent Wed, Oct 28th 1998, 22:34
From Lance C McGannon Sent Wed, Oct 28th 1998, 22:34
Lots of new v/vm stuffs on the horizion...
VVMT0009 : STUFFING 7" (red vinyl, green label)
(Includes free V/Vm STUFFING christmas card)
(SAGE AND ONION SIDE)
01. V/Vm
christmas stuffing fanfare
02. V/Vm with Derrick GoGGle
santa claws is conning your town
03. THE JON MATTHY QUARTEt
the world is waiting for misery and suffering forever
04. THE STRANGER
in the bleak mid-winter
05. LEON and HITS ask}}
who gobbled gobleys wobblers wobbler ??
06. THE EGGNOG CHORUS
doG ye rest gentlemen merry
(CHESTNUT SIDE)
01. BORED IN COLUMBIA feat. RED HEADED ROY THE BUTCHERS BOY
Dreaming of turkey and Ham........
02. ALIEN PORNO MIDGETS
ding-dong merrily we're high(altitude)
03. BUTCHER CLAWS
come ride my slay
04. ANIMAL
last Kristmas* you burst all my warts,,
05. DEREK PLAYS POPS
the gringo bouncing_butchers jingle Balls
VVMT0008 : TURKEY 7" (green vinyl_red label)
(includes free V/Vm TURKEY christmas card)
(LEG SIDE)
01 . V/Vm
Christmas Turkey Fanfare
02 . ELECTRONIC FLY SYMPHONY
Born of the MEAT, from Heaven to Hell * The first Noel
03 . STOCKHAUSEN & WALKMAN
Simply
04 . PEOPLE LIKE US
Christmas Show (edit)
04 . THE STABLE feat THE TWO WISE MEN FROM BETHLEHEM
Once In Royal David's cattle Shed.
(WISHBONE SIDE)
01 . V/Vm
What's in our Christmas Stocking ??
02 . BROXBURN & THE XMAS GUARDS
Please Stop The Butchering
03 . THE EGGNOG CHORUS
Deck The Halls With Mince & Holly
04 . BUTCHER CLAWS
Merry Xmas Bastard
05 . THE BOUNCING BUCEPHALUS BELL RINGERS FROM BRINNINGTON
Christmas Bells Interlude
06 . STOCKHAUSEN & WALKMAN with ARFeR DALEY and TERRY MK(CAN s)
'er indoors
07 . V/Vm
Pull Our Christmas Cracker
vvmPIG :7": (PINK VINYL - PINK LABEL)
V/Vm continue their journey into sound experimentation by signing andreleasing
a record made by 2000 pigs. Imagine yourself in a smelly pensurrounded by
flies and decaying waste matter and that's only half of the story. This is the
kind of noise MERZBOW can only dream about............
when played at high volume this record is guaranteed to upset thoseexposed and
will become an essential end of night favourite for removing unwelcomed
audience. Recording took place in the north west of englands largest Pig
Farm___location witheld___. This record will of course be released on PIG
colured vinyl, thus making it easier to locate should an occasion for playing
arise.
V/Vm in association with NORTH WEST PIGS giving DJ's the WORLD over an
opportunity to really communicate with their audiences in a language the
audience understands.
vvmPIG will be strictly limited of course and will be released early
inDECEMBER.
The Stranger
PHTHALO07
CD-R
250 pressed
00''00''000 The wind is blowing cold accross the moor
05''25''749 Over the moor, I'm on the moor
08''10''266 The mists are rising
12''30''468 Let me be void still
17''59''542 Some people need the heroes
23''54''435 Like a happy child lost in a sudden dream
29''03''168 I'll be seeing you
VVMT1000 : PIGEON - Mouldy Dough
(the official V/Vm anthem) 7"
LIMITED 100 copies
*EACH RECORD COMES COMPLETEWITH FREE FEATHERS*
a/ PIGEON - Mouldy Dough (the official V/Vm anthem for the millennium)
b/ V/Vm - Pigeon BITS
V/Vm CELEBRATE THE RELEASE OF THEIR 1000th RECORD__ as the old adage goes
"why try to fix something that isn't broken"we'd like to add the following
words of wisdom "why not re-release theworst ever UK number one single and
make it even worse on the B-Side". Last seen offending children, beating
up Keith Harris and orville duckwhilst drinking enough Q.C. sherry to sink
a battleship, PIGEON then spent the entire winter season at Butlins Bognor
supporting BuCKs FIZZ and Boy George. After this success the PIGEON then
disappeared to a life of crime and KEBABS to support his 27 children. By a
freak chance in a million 'The PIGEON' was located by the crack V/Vm
butchers busking outside Wimpey in Stafford, where he was performing the
greatest hits of TAKE That on spoons. Two cans of Special Brew and a
Whiskey chaser later and the rights for Mouldy Dough were ours. Thus
appearing on Side One in its original form is Mouldy Dough (formerly known
as Mouldy Old Dough). For those of you not old enough to remember this
track first time around just ask anybody over 35 years of age and see them
squirm in horror as they recollect gangs of drunken party animals falling
all over themselves to do the Mouldy Dough Dance. What about the flip I
hear you ask_____well disappointment is guaranteed, those V/Vm butchers
have taken it upon themselves to BUTCHER up a number of old PIGEOn numbers,
bringing them in line with the guidelines set by the European commission in
Brussels. Limited to 100 copies (because no one will want it) this is your
chance to be dazzled by those, oh so lovely piano melodies and a vocal to
die for.Demand is sure to be low for this product so avoid disappointment
and buya pair of slippers instead.THIS PRODUCT HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY
THE ONLY UK RECORD LABEL TOWORK WITH BUTCHERS AND OTHER TRADERS OF
OFFALTHIS PRODUCT WILL ONLY BE AVAILABLE AT PARTICIPATING BUTCHERSAND WILL
NOT BE AVAILABLE IN THE SHOPS.
additionally - ALL PIGEONS will be given a unique NAME which willbe hand
etched into each run out groove.
-->-Lance---
p.o. box 450715
westlake, ohio 44145
united states